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Chocolate Salami

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A no‑bake, “looks‑like‑salami” chocolate dessert — rich chocolate meets crunchy biscuits and pistachios, chilled into a log that’s stunning sliced and deliciously indulgent.

  • Total Time: 4 hours 10 minutes (includes chill time)
  • Yield: About 20 slices

Ingredients

  • 8 oz vanilla tea biscuits (or similar plain sweet biscuits)
  • 1¼ cups semisweet chocolate chips
  • ¾ cup heavy cream
  • 4 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • ⅓ cup roasted salted pistachios, chopped
  • Powdered sugar, for dusting (optional)

Instructions

  1. Crush the vanilla biscuits into small, uneven pieces (not crumbs) — I put them in a zip‑top bag and gently tap with a rolling pin.
  2. Chop pistachios coarsely and set aside.
  3. Heat the heavy cream in a saucepan (or microwave) until just simmering.
  4. Place chocolate chips in a mixing bowl. Pour the hot cream and butter over the chocolate. Let sit 1 minute, then stir until smooth and glossy.
  5. Add the crushed biscuits and chopped pistachios to the chocolate mixture. Stir until everything is evenly coated.
  6. Lay a large piece of plastic wrap on your counter. Spoon the mixture onto it and shape into a log resembling a salami. Wrap tightly, twisting the ends, and refrigerate for at least 4 hours (overnight gives best slices).
  7. Once set, unwrap and optionally dust with powdered sugar for the “salami-like” look. Slice and serve chilled.

Notes

  • Substitute pistachios with almonds, hazelnuts or walnuts for different nutty flavor and crunch.
  • Use digestive biscuits or graham crackers instead of vanilla tea biscuits for a slightly different texture.
  • For dairy‑free version: use dairy‑free chocolate and substitute heavy cream with coconut milk.
  • For best slicing, chill overnight so the log firms up completely.
  • Author: Amelia
  • Prep Time: 10 minutes
  • Cook Time: 0 minutes (no bake — just melting & mixing)
  • Category: Dessert
  • Method: No‑Bake / Chilling
  • Cuisine: European‑style / Confection
  • Diet: Vegetarian

Nutrition

  • Serving Size: 1 slice (about 1/20 log)
  • Calories: 160
  • Sugar: 15g
  • Sodium: 45mg
  • Fat: 8g
  • Saturated Fat: 5g
  • Unsaturated Fat: 3g
  • Trans Fat: 0g
  • Carbohydrates: 20g
  • Fiber: 1g
  • Protein: 2g
  • Cholesterol: 15mg